Friday, December 9, 2011

GOODBYE FACEBOOK, A FORM LETTER

Dear ______,


It is with regret we have to inform you that your friend_____ has decided to leave Facebook.  In deciding to leave Facebook _____ has decided to develop relationships offline with real people like yourself in real time.  To that end ______ will be calling you in a few days to talk on the phone.  If ______ doesn't have your number and your phone number is unlisted please call _____ at this number 111-555-3436 directly.  _____ is having a landline installed on Monday so please call after Tuesday.  Alternately you can send letters to _____ at PO Box xyz Smalltown Real People, USA xxxxx


Sincerely,

The Facebook Farewell Team

****Please do not reply to this email.  This is a send only email address****


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